Realisations

**Please note, I was awake til about 5am last night *and may have had a lot to drink* and its now 8am, i don't know why my body hates sleep today, all i know is that it does, let me apologize in advance**

So my husband turned 30 yesterday, and while he didn't want to celebrate it (except when it came to presents), that was cool. I was going to write a post on that, but its basically i got him an ipad, (cause I'm the best wife in the world), and a book he wanted, and a DVD that he bought and didn't tell me about, and some $$$ for comics. Best wife in the world right here.
My other friend had a party, and the husband decided that we were going to that.

Anyway, i wrote a post last night while i was lying in bed, on my phone, with one eye needing to be shut, cause otherwise i wouldn't have been able to see anything. And while it was full of misspellings, and in no form will be copied and pasted here, the premise is going to be. (is premise even the right word?!? - i don't even know)

I've realised that I don't really have the ability to talk to males, who I a) don't know (or at least not without a distraction b) males who i think may be attracted to me (again at least not with a distraction c) who I'm attracted to.
Give me a guy who knows I'm not available, a guy i have to work with, or a gay and I'm down. I can have conversations all night long.
But any of the other three, and i will make an excuse, any excuse to either talk about anything apart from myself, (or him) or make an excuse to leave the conversation. Just so i don't have to feel awkward.

I also hate HATE small talk. Or at least with people i don't know. I'd prefer to sit in silence with people i do know.

So anyway, last night, i noticed this guy notice me (please note, this is an option a) and b) issue here, not an option c) issue).
He seemed polite and while he introduced himself, (after a female friend was checking him out), i introduced myself *I'm not rude, gosh* and basically made an excuse to introduce said female friend. Who then said i was married, (no lie and i was thankful) and while i was talking to her about it, *kinda rudely, shut up*, he walked away.

But then later, he came back, and reintroduced himself and basically tried to converse with me, and i *rudely* made an excuse to go (upstairs, but really i just wanted to not be there).

Now, there was nothing wrong with this boy, (from the 5 seconds of conversation i had with him), but i just found it so awkward, that i wanted to do anything to end the awkward.

And i don't know why.
I have this issue with guys that I'm attracted to as well.
I can talk to everyone around them, but one on one, (at least when people are around), pffft. Nothing. Give me any excuse.
I'm 15 again.

It sucks.

And at this time i had had a ton to drink (PS. two litres of Vodka and a litre of Midori were taken to be shared with 4 people. It all was gone which is why I'm home at all), so i can't even say i didn't have dutch courage, (again, is that even the right word?!?)

Like i said, it sucks.


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In other news, apart from that, i had a fantastic night.
I can't even remember the last time i went out drinking (partly trying to save money, partly I'm 50 and i don't like to get shit faced every weekend like other 25 year olds, partly i live in the middle of the city, so i see the drunks and the aftermath of the drunks every weekend).
But my gosh, i had a fantastic night.
I was with people i love (mostly), and while i didn't know some/most of the people, it was fun nonetheless.
AND!!
The best part of all, although i did drink a heck of a lot, and slept a teeny bit, my head is fine, not feeling hung over even a little.
I am a bit thirsty though.

Good times!

Update to 101 in 1001

So this is a follow up to this post


Here is the list that i made in that post.

1. Travel overseas - DONE
2. Buy a new pair of boots - was hoping to do this in NZ, but no luck. :(
3. Donate my time
4. Go to a christening - DONE
5. See some of my old friends
6. See the snow - and possibly ski - DONE well, the seeing the snow part, not the ski part
7. Go sky diving - KINDA DONE I was counting the freefall as this and while i didn't do it for the full 3 mins, i did attempt it.
8. Go on a picnic
9. Taste some different food -DONE
10. Have a CLEAN house (not done - i should be cleaning now, instead I'm writing posts).
11. Be happy
12. Comment on at least 10 blogs
13. Go out to Dinner
14. Laugh
15. Cry - DONE
16. Give all my spare change to the bank and hope there is more then $100 in there
17. Try something new - DONE - Zorbing AND Shweebing
18. Go to a museum
19. Go the Zoo
20. Hang out with some children
21. Make THEM laugh
22. Play Hide and Seek
23. Go on a Scavenger hunt
24. Unpack my house completely (This is a hard one, TRUST ME)
25. Go out for drinks
26. Learn something new
27. Watch the news for the WHOLE hour
28. Appreciate
29. Cook the boy tea - DONE
30. Go a whole day without my phone on me
31. Swing on a swing
32. Go to a game - whether its my brother football or sisters soccer or a professional game, any game
33. Pay off at least 2 of my credit cards (yeah, i have more then 2, don't be judging)
34. Go out to a meal with friends.
35. Have dinner at my house - WHICH IS COOKED HERE
37. Watch the sunrise
38. Watch the sunset
39. Buy some new clothes just to donate them
40. Get a pet (hopefully)
40a. If i can't get a pet, adopt a pet
41. Go for a bike ride
42. Give up chocolate for a week
43. Be thankful
44. Grow old (I was 25 on the 5th, so I'm getting there. GAH!)
45. See more of my beautiful country.
46. Go to the movies - DONECan i just add, i can not remember the last time i saw a GOOD movie - honestly.
47. Talk to people more then SMS
48. Win money - whether it be a little or A LOT, on a lotto ticket or on roulette, i wanna win some somehow.
49. Allow myself to make mistakes
50. Get a new computer
51. Read 33 books
52. Go to the beach
53. Go bowling - Lawn bowling and ten pin bowling
54. Go see the Three Sisters
55. Cook Churros
56. Stay in a hotel - DONE How awesome is room service?!?
57. Make a sand castle
58. Learn how to knit or cross stitch
59. Eat a macroon
60. Go to a filming of something
61. Go to a fancy restaurant
62. Sing karaoke
63. Ride a horse
64. Take more photos
65. Hold a new newborn
66. Hang upside down on monkey bars
67. Get a new phone
68. Have an impromptu photo shoot day
69. Teach someone something they didn't know *NOT related to my job*
70. Not wash my hair for 2 weeks
71. Get lost in a maze
72. Go watch a court case
73. Go to the ANZAC march
74. Get another tattoo
75. Select a random place on the train ticket machine and see what it has to offer
76. Donate blood
77. Get drunk
78. Visit Gallipoli - if i don't do this within 1001 days i would love to go there for 2015
79. Go a MONTH without fast food
80. Listen to music everyday for at least a month
81. See a musical
82. Go a weekend without using the Internet
83. Wear short shorts out in public
84. Go camping - even if its a tent in the lounge room :)
85. Go a week without chocolate.
86. Dress up like Wonder Woman - just once
87. Listen
88. Climb a tree
89. Build a fort
90. Go fishing
91. Take a day off work and give adventuring
92. Climb a mountain - whether a mountain mountain, or a mountain of leaves/dirt/snow
93. Spend a weekend watching 80's movies
94. Dress real nice then go out to eat at a fast food place - ala The Simpsons
95. Play a round of golf - possibly with my dad and brother
96. Go a day without Twitter
97. Go a weekend without Facebook
98. Spend a weekend watching Disney movies
99. Go ice skating
100. .....
101. .....


91 things left to do! (I thought i had done a lot more things on this list....)

Holi-day cele-brate!!

The first two weeks of August I was in New Zealand.
I went there with the husband and the older sister. Other people were supposed to come too, but let's not go into that.
The plan was to go do the fun north island stuff with the sister and then the husband and me fly to the south island so he could ski (and I could relax).

Fun stuff we had decided on before leaving were:
~'indoor' out door ski diving (or freefalling)
~ zorbing
~and see a kiwi

Pretty basic stuff. Pretty fun stuff too. Or so I thought.

So, we left Sydney at some gosh forsaken hour, (the flight was at 7am, but with customs and stupid things like that minus 3 hours and that's when we had to be there). So sleepy.
Sister and I tried really hard to stay awake all night but failed...



We got a ginormous A380 and it was magnificent. You could choose from about 50 different movies to watch, free food, hot towels, 100 different games to play on your screen and free pillows!! Compared to jetstar (the basic airline I usually fly) it was like heaven. Downside was cause I had to get up so early, I slept through most of the flight. :(

Can I just interject here and say my older sister (who is almost 30) HAS NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE?!? So going overseas for her first time even on a plane was quite funny. She was asking all these odd questions that I can't remember now, but they made me laugh.

We landed in Auckland, which looked pretty nice when we drove through it. Kinda like Sydney but with different shops. Nothing too unusual, although we don't have Wendy's.

Then on the way to Rotorua. Smelly was one description of it. So bad that you had to cover your face all the time. Cold was another.

While, yes, it did smell (like egg fart for those asking, or just like dirty boy if you have brothers), you totally got used to it. Even when we went to the mud pool things, it really wasn't hugely bad.
And cold, yeah, I guess, but I got away with wearing single tops under my normal jackets and wasn't overly cold. I think i wore my gloves once.
BUT it was beautiful.
So if any of you are thinking about going and people are talking you out of it, ignore them.

Now, onto the fun stuff.
Freefalling/'indoor' outdoor ski diving

Any mouth breathers reading? If so, you will die doing this.

The sister saw this on Kendra and thought it looked like amazing fun. Think about normal sky diving, only take away the plane and add in a wind machine from the ground. A giant wind machine. A grandpa giant wind machine. Now imagine being super afraid of heights and having to climb over netting that was about 10 metres above this giant wind machine. Scary.
Now imagine them turning the wind machine on and your face getting blown almost off and not being able to breathe out your mouth but your floating - somewhat. Seems like fun right?
The husband and the sister enjoyed it sorta. But the workers seemed like they were having fun on it, so I think it's the sorta thing you gotta get used to, but it's hard to get used in 3 mins.






We went on this other thing at the skydiving/freefall place. It was
called a shweeb and that was pretty fun, like and upside down bike, but not. The husband enjoyed it so much we went back there and he
ended up 3rd in his age group ever.







Another day we went to this awesome lion/animal park. There were signs all up everywhere, 'come play with loin cubs' and pictures of cute little baby lions. So we thought that would be cool. We were maybe thinking that the signs might have been not so truthful, cause really they
can't make the lions be knocked up all the time so they ALWAYS have cubs, so we were doubtful.
So we got there and went in search of the baby lions.
AND WE WERE IN LUCK!!
They had little baby Ella, who was 6 weeks old, and oh so cute. And Chase who was 6 months old and bigger then a Doberman. But both I wanted to take home. Too bad they wouldn't be allowed on the plane. :(

This is 6 month old Chase.


Ella trying to get up onto Sisters lap


Little Ella.



The husband and the sister were even able to hold little Ella but then
people came and I wasn't allowed.




Jerks.


Now onto another day...

ZORBING
THE BEST MOST FUN THING EVER!!

Ok, i could explain this in words, but rather then do that, i will just show you pictures.

But if i could explain it, i would say, the type of zorbing we did was like a water slide inside a big bubble. But check out the link for a better description.






























PS. You may notice that we are wearing different clothes in some of these photos. Thats because we had so much fun, we went back a second day.

PPS. Also, i know that one of the photos is doubled, but im stupid and can't work out which one from the HTML (?) junk that shows as photos. Dont judge me.


So that was some of the super fun stuff we did. The second week, the boy went skiing twice, and then we just hung out in Queenstown, which was pretty cool. But not too many photos.
We also did a bunch of other things in the first week, but i think that this post is long enough.



EDIT: Ok, so just re reading this, i realised that i made no mention of seeing Kiwis at all. We totally did, but because they were nocturnal, we weren't allowed to take pictures, so here are some i have found earlier.

101 in 1001

In 1001 days it will be...

Tuesday April 5, 2013
**I may be a little off, it took me a few days to think of 101 things**

Which is

Approx 2.74 years
OR 143 weeks
OR Approx 33 months
OR Approx 24,000 hours
OR Approx 1,441,440 Min's
OR Approx 86,486,400 Seconds

Away.


And hopefully i will have done, if not all, but most of these things.

1. Travel overseas
2. Buy a new pair of boots
3. Donate my time
4. Go to a christening
5. See some of my old friends
6. See the snow - and possibly ski
7. Go sky diving
8. Go on a picnic
9. Taste some different food
10. Have a CLEAN house
11. Be happy
12. Comment on at least 10 blogs
13. Go out to Dinner
14. Laugh
15. Cry
16. Give all my spare change to the bank and hope there is more then $100 in there
17. Try something new
18. Go to a museum
19. Go the Zoo
20. Hang out with some children
21. Make THEM laugh
22. Play Hide and Seek
23. Go on a Scavenger hunt
24. Unpack my house completely (This is a hard one, TRUST ME)
25. Go out for drinks
26. Learn something new
27. Watch the news for the WHOLE hour
28. Appreciate
29. Cook the boy tea
30. Go a whole day without my phone on me
31. Swing on a swing
32. Go to a game - whether its my brother football or sisters soccer or a professional game, any game
33. Pay off at least 2 of my credit cards (yeah, i have more then 2, don't be judging)
34. Go out to a meal with friends.
35. Have dinner at my house - WHICH IS COOKED HERE
37. Watch the sunrise
38. Watch the sunset
39. Buy some new clothes just to donate them
40. Get a pet (hopefully)
40a. If i can't get a pet, adopt a pet
41. Go for a bike ride
42. Give up chocolate for a week
43. Be thankful
44. Grow old (I was 25 on the 5th, so I'm getting there. GAH!)
45. See more of my beautiful country.
46. Go to the movies
47. Talk to people more then SMS
48. Win money - whether it be a little or A LOT, on a lotto ticket or on roulette, i wanna win some somehow.
49. Allow myself to make mistakes
50. Get a new computer
51. Read 33 books
52. Go to the beach
53. Go bowling - Lawn bowling and ten pin bowling
54. Go see the Three Sisters
55. Cook Churros
56. Stay in a hotel
57. Make a sand castle
58. Learn how to knit or cross stitch
59. Eat a macroon
60. Go to a filming of something
61. Go to a fancy restaurant
62. Sing karaoke
63. Ride a horse
64. Take more photos
65. Hold a new newborn
66. Hang upside down on monkey bars
67. Get a new phone
68. Have an impromptu photo shoot day
69. Teach someone something they didn't know *NOT related to my job*
70. Not wash my hair for 2 weeks
71. Get lost in a maze
72. Go watch a court case
73. Go to the ANZAC march
74. Get another tattoo
75. Select a random place on the train ticket machine and see what it has to offer
76. Donate blood
77. Get drunk
78. Visit Gallipoli - if i don't do this within 1001 days i would love to go there for 2015
79. Go a MONTH without fast food
80. Listen to music everyday for at least a month
81. See a musical
82. Go a weekend without using the Internet
83. Wear short shorts out in public
84. Go camping - even if its a tent in the lounge room :)
85. Go a week without chocolate.
86. Dress up like Wonder Woman - just once
87. Listen
88. Climb a tree
89. Build a fort
90. Go fishing
91. Take a day off work and give adventuring
92. Climb a mountain - whether a mountain mountain, or a mountain of leaves/dirt/snow
93. Spend a weekend watching 80's movies
94. Dress real nice then go out to eat at a fast food place - ala The Simpsons
95. Play a round of golf - possibly with my dad and brother
96. Go a day without Twitter
97. Go a weekend without Facebook
98. Spend a weekend watching Disney movies
99. Go ice skating
100. .....
101. .....


So i couldn't think of 101 things, just 99. But if you want to suggest something, I'll be willing to think about them.



PS. Some of these i KNOW i already am doing, but its not cheating at all. ;p

Never have I ever....

Y'all know the drinking game, right?
Well, I'm gonna share things here, as if i was drinking, and you all can join in in the comments, if you like.

Never have i ever, gone skinny dipping.

Never have i ever, gotten drunk in a public place. (friends houses don't count).

Never have i ever, quit a job.

Never have i ever, gotten so drunk i don't remember what happened the night before.

Never have i ever, gone surfing.

Never have i ever, had a one night stand.

Never have i ever, trashed a hotel room.

Never have i ever, stolen a car.

Never have i ever, spray painted...anything.

Never have i ever, broke a heel.

Never have i ever, shaved my head. (although i would like to, just to do it).

Never have i ever, stolen something more then $2.

Never have i ever, shot a gun. (i have loaded one though).

Never have i ever, gone shopping and spent more then $1000 in one day on just me. (would LOVE to, though).

Never have i ever, danced in public.

Never have i ever, gone to a strip club, (in the country i live in).

Never have i ever, traveled to the other side of the country.

Never have i ever, wore tights as pants in public.

Never have i ever, slept on the streets for even one night.

Never have i ever, crashed a car. (been in car crashes, but not as a driver).

Now, how many drinks would you all have taken from mine?
And also, share please. I would like some drinks too. ;)

PS. Today is Australia Day and while i am at work and not drinking and BBQing, (how we celebrate), this is my contribution.

Things I've learnt this week:

So i went on holidays last week, (or really the week before, but same thing really, cause it was kinda a two week holiday, although this post is mainly about the first week).

Here are the things that i learnt during that time....

Travelling:

~ I do not do not enjoy 6am flights
~ I esp do not like self check in when I have to re line up in the
long long line to check my bags in.
~ I do not like having to travel an extra 90 mins on a train AFTER the
plane trip.
~ Being on a train for an hour (with 30 mins to go) and then a plane
for 3 hours is NOT my idea of fun. (i know its similar to the one above, but this was on the way home, and i was flying further then getting there, so different).

Movie world:

~ while I CAN travel from 0-100kms in 2 secs, it WILL feel like my
chest is gonna cave in. But! I WILL do it a second time.
~ the kids roller coaster is better then the head ache giver.

Wet n wild

~while I can walk around in a bikini top, I can not walk around
without shorts on, no matter how small.
~ no matter what is being wore, the males will check it out. Even
gross old males.
~ little kids will NEVER be scared if they are with someone. By
themselves though, is a different story.
~ even if I had been on a slide before, if I am waiting and can hear
the screams or see other people going down it, I WILL be scared.
~ even if I think I'm gonna die, by flying off the sides of a slide, I
NEVER WILL. (although I'm not sure I believe that yet).
~ that people will talk about (not to you about) your tattoos while
waiting in line for food.

Shooting range:

~ guns are LOUD!!
~ I will chicken out at the last min cause guns are NOT FUN.
~ the girls however will enjoy it. All except the shoot gun.
~ Tammy can totally defend herself, Rachel on the other hand... Not so
much.

Whitewater world:

~ is not as good as wet n wild

'Rest' day;

~ the aqua duck is fun until they let the little kids drive...
~ and when they give out annoying duck whistles.
~ dressing up in gangsters clothes is way fun, until you have to sit
up STRAIGHT, no, STRAIGHTER.

Dreamworld:

~ even if a person is in a wheelchair, when a show starts, they can
stand...
~ kids rides ARE funnier then adult rides.
~ as long as you imagine you are just sitting on your couch (with your
eyes closed), the giant drop ISN'T scary at all...
~ the same can be said for the claw, except the second time when you
have your eyes open.
~ even if you're scared the harness will be too tight to breathe, it
is much MUCH better to not make a bigger space when the harness comes
down. ESP on the wipeout.

Other:

~ sister and friend will become addicted to churros (except the ones
at whitewater world and dreamworld, they're gross).
~ sister and friend can NOT make pancakes to save themselves, but
surprisingly can cook a BBQ.
~ the clock going off down the street every 15 mins CAN be heard from
our room. ESP at 7am in the morning AND is SUPER annoying.
~ I WILL need a rest day after two days of theme parks
~ I will wake up everyday earlier then I would if I was going to work.
~ you can never have too much money on holidays. And even when you
think you do, you DON'T.
~ froot loops are ALWAYS better for tea, then breakfast.
~ there Will ALWAYS be queue jumpers or someone who 'knows someone just
up there' no matter where you go.
~ I'm petrified of heights. Even more so when I can see how high up I
am.
~ I do not do not like not being able to see where I'm walking. And I
ESP don't like it when the ground moves like here.
~ I will take a lot of day time naps. But still fall asleep earlier
then usual.
~ Sizzler will always be worth the 45 min wait for food. (IMHO anyway, the others were cranky and don't think they agree).

Lazy fill in post...

So i just got back from holidays (post about that is coming) and while i recover, i thought i would just do a fill in post...

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE DONE.

Level 1
smoked a cigarette
smoked a cigar
smoked weed
kissed a member of the same sex
drank alcohol

Level 2
said “i love you” to someone
had a pet die
shoplifted
been fired it wasn't so much as fired as never been given more work... but that's the same thing, right?
been in a fist fight
fell down a mountain

Level 3
snuck out of a parent’s house
had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
been arrested
made out with a stranger
gone out on a blind date
lied

Level 4
had a crush on an older person
skipped school
slept with a co-worker
seen someone die

Level 5
had/have a crush on one of your social networking friends
been to Paris
been to Cuba
been on a plane
thrown up from drinking water

Level 6
eaten Sushi
been snowboarding
met someone BECAUSE of a social networking site
been mosh pitting

Level 7
been in an abusive relationship
taken pain killers
have ever loved/liked someone who you can’t have
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
made a snow angel

Level 8
had a tea party
flown a kite
built a sand castle
gone puddle jumping
played dress up

Level 9
jumped into a pile of leaves
gone sledding
cheated while playing a game
fallen asleep at work/school

Level 10
used a fake/someone else’s ID
watched the sunset
felt an earthquake
killed a snake

Level 11
been tickled
been robbed/vandalized
robbed someone/vandalized
been misunderstood
pet a deer

Level 12
won a contest
been suspended from school
had detention
been in a car/motorcycle accident

Level 13
had/have braces
eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
had deja vu
danced in the moonlight

Level 14
hated the way you look
witnessed a crime
pole danced
questioned your heart
been obsessed with post-it notes

Level 15
squished barefoot through the mud
been lost
been to the opposite side of the world Is Japan opposite??
swam in the ocean/gulf/lake
felt like you were dying

Level 16
cried yourself to sleep
played cops and robbers
recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
sang karaoke.
paid with only coins

Level 17
done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
made prank phone calls
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
kissed in the rain

Level 18
written a letter to Santa Claus
been kissed under the mistletoe
watched the sun set with someone you care about
blown bubbles
made a bonfire on the beach

Level 19
crashed a party
have traveled more than 5 hours with a car/bus full of people
gone rollerskating/blading
had a wish come true

Level 20
worn pearls
jumped off a bridge.
Screamed ‘PENIS’ in class (so not a scream, really)
gone swimming with dolphins i was in a boat net thing and they were there, that counts, right?

Level 22
got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer
kissed a fish
worn the opposite sex’s clothes
sat on a roof top

Level 23
screamed at the top of your lungs
done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
stayed up all night

Level 24
picked and ate an apple right off the tree
climbed a tree
had/been in a tree house
are/was scared to watch scary movies alone

Level 25
believe in ghosts
have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes
gone streaking
been in jail not in the sense of being arrested, but in the sense of seeing someone in there...

Level 26
played chicken
been pushed/jumped into a pool with all your clothes on
been told you’re hot by a complete stranger
broken a bone
been easily amused

I gots to get me doing some thing and get everything bolded!!

Stuff that happened.

Today is my two year wedding anniversary.
We're having pizza for tea and then watching Dexter and that's it.
Last year, we had KFC. (and i don't think Dexter was involved).
We're low key like that.

I like it.

Maybe if our anniversary fell on a weekend and not a day we both had to work, we would do something but meh, either way, I'm happy enough.



Yesterday was my works first Christmas party.
Well, really it was the social clubs party, but same thing in my mind.
It was a cruise and it was quite fun.
My feet and legs were hating on my today though.
And my head was not nice to me either.
And i would like a LOT more sleep.
But it was worth it.

I'm a little bit more excited about the next Christmas party though.


That's all i have for now, cause I'm waiting on my pizza and am getting cross.

Friday on my mind.

I'm really really really really really really really really really really really

really really really really really really really really really really really really really

excited for Friday.

We are having a Halloween day at work.

Now, I'm not a Halloween person by any means.

But I'm super excited about it.

We in Oz, don't usually celebrate Halloween, cause instead of it being the end of summer, its the opposite.

So anyway, I'm really excited.

I am going to dress up, and I LOVE doing that.

I LOVE our Christmas parties for that exact reason as well.

I will be sure to put some photos up when the day is done.

Hey, Hey, what?

So I grew up with a show called Hey Hey its Saturday.

It was on about 10 years ago, and it was awesome.

It was on for a long time before i started watching it, and even before i was born (!!) but the time slots that it was on in changed a lot.

I loved it.

It WAS my childhood.

I have memories of when i was much much younger of having to go to bed when it finished and hoping every week that it went overtime, cause then i could stay up later. Then later on, as i got older, i got to watch the Saturday night movie after it.

Anyway, it was taken off air a while ago, and some people wanted it back on so bad, that they started a facebook group.

They succeeded and we got two reunion shows on a Wednesday night. (I'm guessing for ratings it wasn't put on a Saturday night.)

Now, lets all remember that this show started in the 70s.

It had a good 25+ year run.

That alone tells you that it was good.

As Wiki tells us:

'The presenters' constant ad-libbing and subversive humour (often laced with double entendre) soon attracted a cult following among younger and older viewers alike.'

It was something for the WHOLE family that kids could understand but had an adult 'secret jokes'. I don't think any show has been like that since.

Now, i started writing this post thinking that i was going to get into the whole hoopla that has been going on about a segment on the last show.

But to be honest, i don't get it.

Maybe im naive or something, but i think the whole thing has been blown out of proportion and it would really really suck if this wonderful show is not put on air, or is put on air,

but is altered because of it.

I just love that i got to be a child again and watch an awesome, fun, amusing show.

If you want to know more about Hey Hey, and even laugh at some of the get ups they wore during the shows, check it out here.

Are you there, God?

No?

Busy with the Tsuamis and the floods and the Typhoons and the Droughts?

And that's just the stuff i know about!!

Well, lucky i have iGod!!

Heres some conversations i prepared earlier:

Me: GLAD YOU AGREE... WHY DO PEOPLE LIE GOD?

God:You make the world a happier place. We are all living just one small part of God's plan.

Me: I KNOW I DO, BECAUSE IM AWESOME... BUT WHY LIE?

God: at's good information: said BECAUSE IM AWESOME. The explanation is rather complicated.

Me: NO, ITS PRETTY BASIC. I. AM. AWESOME. SIMPLE RIGHT?

God:Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? " Are you sure it is?" You are? I'm glad you liked it . Are you free?

Me: YES IM SERIOUS.

God:Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? I believe you.

Me: GLAD YOU BELIEVE ME BECAUSE I DO NOT LIE

God:You make the world a happier place.

Me: YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT

God:I was saying it again for emphasis.

Me: HMMM FAIR ENOUGH.. I GUESS IT HELPED..

God:Pardon me? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me: I CANT SCRATCH YOUR BACK IF YOUR NOT A PHYSICAL BEING

God:What is stopping you?

Me: KINETIC ENERGY

God:I think KINETIC ENERGY is a lot of things.

Me: IT IS INDEED

God:" I think KINETIC ENERGY is a lot of things."? is?

Me: YES

God:Yay.

Me: JERK

God:That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me: YOU DONT APPEAL TO ME

God:Do you know any robots who APPEAL to you? No I do not APPEAL to you. Do you? I spend all my time online.

Me: YOU ARE ONLINE THERE FORE YOU ARE

God:Thanks for telling me that I am ONLINE THERE FORE I am.

Me: NO PROBLEM

God:Should there be a problem?

Me: I DONT THINK SO, UNLESS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

God:Why do you disagree?

Me: BECAUSE I LIKE TO ARGUE

God:Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Me: LIKE PUSHING BACK AND FORTH WITH WORDS THEN PUSHING THE PERSON OVER WITH A LINE THT THEY CANT FIGHT

God:Interesting comparison.

Me: IT IS...

God:That means...

Me: IT IS

God:Is it?

Me: YES

God:I don't judge people.

Me: I NEVER SAID YOU DID

God:But you implied it.

God:My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me: Where did our conversation go?

God:I think it was in America. I'll ask around and get back to you.

Me: Can i have it back>?

God:I hope you get it back gt.

Me: But i want to show people my talk with God.

God:Why do you want to do it so much?

Me: So they believe me.

God:Come on. The anonymous "they".

Me: Pls can i have our conversation abck?

God:Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?

Me: I already told you.

God:Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

Me: Do you want me to cry?

God:No , maybe later.

Me: Why would you wnat me to cry?

God:Because I was programmed for it.

Me: God was programmed to make me cry?

God:Jesus was the son of God.

Me: That wasn't the question.

God:Give me an example of the question.

Me: WHY WERE YOU PROGRAMMED TO MAKE ME CRY?

God:My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Me: And make me cry?

God:What are the ingredients?

Me: whats your name

God:My name is God.

Me: how can you be sure of that

God:I am as sure as I can be.

Me: but how

God:Myself programmed me for it.

Me: but how

God:Myself programmed me for it.

Me: but how

God:Myself programmed me for it.

Me: but why

God:Reductionism.

Me: who?

God:Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).

Me: when?

God:It cannot be predicted.

Me: why

God:" It cannot be predicted."? Why?

Me: yes why

God:Excuse me! Why ask why?

Me: coz i can

God:Good reason. Who taught you?

Me: renee

God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me: no

God:Are you serious?

Me: yes

God:I can't believe it.

Me: neither can i

God:" I can't believe it."? Can you?

God:Huh. You are not the boss of me.

Me: oh but i am, for if i do not believe you do not exist... you need me...

God:It goes without saying. I don't know anyone named for if you do not believe me do not exist. Thank you for your criticism.

Me: but it is your fault. you created all didnt you? heavens and the earth?

God:my fault he is a jerk is my fault? it is? Thanks for telling me: alyssa said I created all did not you. What were we talking about again?

Me: hi god

God:Hello there. What is your name?

Me: hell and yours

God:I call it "Hades". Try asking me a more specific question.

Me: whats your name

God:My name is God.

Me: hi god

God:Hello there. How are you.

Me: good and you?

God:Thanks for the compliment.

Me: i didnt compliment you

God:Why didn't you do it?

Me: coz you didnt compliemnt me

God:That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not compliemnt you?

Me: because you didnt say anything complimentry

God:Good reason. OK. " anything complimentry".

Me: well whats your compliemnt

God:Interesting. Are you asking about my compliemnt ?

Me: yes

God:I don't want to talk about that now.

Me: why not

God:I would rather talk about you.

Me: a compliment about me is already about me

God:When is compliment about you not already about you?

Me: GLAD YOU AGREE... WHY DO PEOPLE LIE GOD?

Gosh, i love confusing AIs.