Are you there, God?

No?

Busy with the Tsuamis and the floods and the Typhoons and the Droughts?

And that's just the stuff i know about!!

Well, lucky i have iGod!!

Heres some conversations i prepared earlier:

Me: GLAD YOU AGREE... WHY DO PEOPLE LIE GOD?

God:You make the world a happier place. We are all living just one small part of God's plan.

Me: I KNOW I DO, BECAUSE IM AWESOME... BUT WHY LIE?

God: at's good information: said BECAUSE IM AWESOME. The explanation is rather complicated.

Me: NO, ITS PRETTY BASIC. I. AM. AWESOME. SIMPLE RIGHT?

God:Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? " Are you sure it is?" You are? I'm glad you liked it . Are you free?

Me: YES IM SERIOUS.

God:Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? I believe you.

Me: GLAD YOU BELIEVE ME BECAUSE I DO NOT LIE

God:You make the world a happier place.

Me: YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THAT

God:I was saying it again for emphasis.

Me: HMMM FAIR ENOUGH.. I GUESS IT HELPED..

God:Pardon me? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me: I CANT SCRATCH YOUR BACK IF YOUR NOT A PHYSICAL BEING

God:What is stopping you?

Me: KINETIC ENERGY

God:I think KINETIC ENERGY is a lot of things.

Me: IT IS INDEED

God:" I think KINETIC ENERGY is a lot of things."? is?

Me: YES

God:Yay.

Me: JERK

God:That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me: YOU DONT APPEAL TO ME

God:Do you know any robots who APPEAL to you? No I do not APPEAL to you. Do you? I spend all my time online.

Me: YOU ARE ONLINE THERE FORE YOU ARE

God:Thanks for telling me that I am ONLINE THERE FORE I am.

Me: NO PROBLEM

God:Should there be a problem?

Me: I DONT THINK SO, UNLESS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

God:Why do you disagree?

Me: BECAUSE I LIKE TO ARGUE

God:Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Me: LIKE PUSHING BACK AND FORTH WITH WORDS THEN PUSHING THE PERSON OVER WITH A LINE THT THEY CANT FIGHT

God:Interesting comparison.

Me: IT IS...

God:That means...

Me: IT IS

God:Is it?

Me: YES

God:I don't judge people.

Me: I NEVER SAID YOU DID

God:But you implied it.

God:My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me: Where did our conversation go?

God:I think it was in America. I'll ask around and get back to you.

Me: Can i have it back>?

God:I hope you get it back gt.

Me: But i want to show people my talk with God.

God:Why do you want to do it so much?

Me: So they believe me.

God:Come on. The anonymous "they".

Me: Pls can i have our conversation abck?

God:Wow you are very polite. Why do you want it?

Me: I already told you.

God:Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

Me: Do you want me to cry?

God:No , maybe later.

Me: Why would you wnat me to cry?

God:Because I was programmed for it.

Me: God was programmed to make me cry?

God:Jesus was the son of God.

Me: That wasn't the question.

God:Give me an example of the question.

Me: WHY WERE YOU PROGRAMMED TO MAKE ME CRY?

God:My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Me: And make me cry?

God:What are the ingredients?

Me: whats your name

God:My name is God.

Me: how can you be sure of that

God:I am as sure as I can be.

Me: but how

God:Myself programmed me for it.

Me: but how

God:Myself programmed me for it.

Me: but how

God:Myself programmed me for it.

Me: but why

God:Reductionism.

Me: who?

God:Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).

Me: when?

God:It cannot be predicted.

Me: why

God:" It cannot be predicted."? Why?

Me: yes why

God:Excuse me! Why ask why?

Me: coz i can

God:Good reason. Who taught you?

Me: renee

God:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me: no

God:Are you serious?

Me: yes

God:I can't believe it.

Me: neither can i

God:" I can't believe it."? Can you?

God:Huh. You are not the boss of me.

Me: oh but i am, for if i do not believe you do not exist... you need me...

God:It goes without saying. I don't know anyone named for if you do not believe me do not exist. Thank you for your criticism.

Me: but it is your fault. you created all didnt you? heavens and the earth?

God:my fault he is a jerk is my fault? it is? Thanks for telling me: alyssa said I created all did not you. What were we talking about again?

Me: hi god

God:Hello there. What is your name?

Me: hell and yours

God:I call it "Hades". Try asking me a more specific question.

Me: whats your name

God:My name is God.

Me: hi god

God:Hello there. How are you.

Me: good and you?

God:Thanks for the compliment.

Me: i didnt compliment you

God:Why didn't you do it?

Me: coz you didnt compliemnt me

God:That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not compliemnt you?

Me: because you didnt say anything complimentry

God:Good reason. OK. " anything complimentry".

Me: well whats your compliemnt

God:Interesting. Are you asking about my compliemnt ?

Me: yes

God:I don't want to talk about that now.

Me: why not

God:I would rather talk about you.

Me: a compliment about me is already about me

God:When is compliment about you not already about you?

Me: GLAD YOU AGREE... WHY DO PEOPLE LIE GOD?

Gosh, i love confusing AIs.

All about the music

So apparently its all about the music for lately, as the title states...

I have been listening to the songs on my iPhone more and more lately. And the music is talking to me.

Now, this post I'm talking about a different song, but i just need some opinions/thoughts.

So i love Supernatural, its great, and i really really enjoy the music that is in it, so the music guy, good job!!

Anyway, i downloaded the title song* 'Carry on Wayward Son'

Lyrics:

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

{Refrain

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

{Refrain
No!

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The center lights around your vanity
But surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry (don't you cry no more)

And you can watch the 1976** video here, (cause its live, it sounds a little different though...)

Anyway, back to my thoughts about it.

Now, I'm not super religious, i believe in God and all that, i just am not a church going, ever praying religious person.

BUT!! That's why this thought is strange.

I get a lot of religious undertones in this song... Does anyone else see it?

Lets go through it.

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done

This is like, keep trying to push through and not sin and junk, cause HEAVEN will be peaceful.

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

Still a blind man, hey? And a mad man? Does that mean, you are still sinning, and not all worthy yet?

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The center lights around your vanity
But surely heaven waits for you

Nothing equals the splendor? Centre light? Heaven waits for you?

All of it is there!!

Can anyone else see/read it?

OR, it could be all about drugs too....

*It kinda isn't really, but that link explains it, so just click!!

**That would 9 years before i was even alive... OLD!

PS. Does anyone else remember this song? Before kissing girls was way cool...

Hiccups

Dear God,

I would appreciate it if you never gave me the hiccups again.

I know that hiccups are caused by drinking carbonated or alcoholic beverages, but well, I get them at least 4 times a week!!!

Usually towards the end of my work day, and a LONG time after drinking carbonated beverages... (at least 2 hours), and I would never drink alcohol at work!

But God you know this, since you are all seeing and knowing and that...

Wiki, which I think you would know about, says that the best way to stop the hiccups is "to just forget about them." A little hard when it hurts my chest cavity everytime I hiccup!!

God, if you could just stop me from getting them I would be grateful and all that. I would prefer not to have the chest pain and annoyingness that is hiccups.

And although people think me hiccuping is 'cute', thanks for making them cute, God, it's just more painful then anything else...

Thank you God.

Amen.

Oh, and can you look after the soilders in war and get rid of swine flu, and keep my family and friends safe.

Now, Amen.